What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do conservative white women like black men?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”